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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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swevani

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

the-irish-mayhem

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

stanislawstilinski

a middle eastern jewish man

actuallyalivingsaint

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

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martininamerica

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

zedigalis

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

sirspookers

“Are you a sausage?”
“*cats looks down and back up* yah”

nevertoomanyspiders

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon

*squeaks*